DAD: ok. I would love for you to come home but I understand that it just doesn’t happen sometimes. Bought a wheel barow today for home. Pretty excited about that.
ME: I’m coming home this weekend!
DAD: Yes… So is your sister. This is not an intervention is it?
DAD: Subway instead need to get d and c food
ME: D and c food?
DAD: Y, B, and B
ME: What? Abbreviations are not for every word in the language
DAD: Dogs and Cat
ME: haha okay
DAD: If you loved them you’d know their abbreviations